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December 20, 2012
favortweets, round #25
I think we all need some funny right now, don’t you? I think I owe Steve Jobs like eight thousand dollars in babysitting fees for the iPad. — BackpackingDad (@BackpackingDad) June 26, 2012 “Mom! Mom! We heard a really weird noise! Come outside and listen!”(IT WAS A RINGING LAND-LINE PHONE.) — Linda(@Sundry) June 28, 2012… KEEP READING »
June 27, 2012
favortweets, round #24
Yesterday went very well, all things considered. I came home feeling much better physically than I thought I would- a little unsteady on my feet from the anesthesia, but I spent some time on the couch while Dan wrangled the girls to gymnastics and my mom brought us dinner and had a good night of… KEEP READING »
April 28, 2012
favortweets, round #23
I don’t know about you, but these past few weeks have cleaned my CLOCK. Work, mainly. But also life with two kids, just in general. As a result of the crazyness, I haven’t had enough energy to focus and write anything bloggable in like TEN DAYS. So, to continue my laziness, I’m gonna let 4… KEEP READING »
January 9, 2012
favortweets, round #22
Anytime I need a pick-me-up, I go read through my favorited Tweets on Twitter. I love you guys. Seriously. TwoAdults: Saw a NYT article about men/women sexting immediately after sending my husband this: I wouldn’t mind a cheeseburger and some cake. Tonight. AllisonB: There is not enough patience in this world to have to sit… KEEP READING »
July 20, 2011
favortweets, round #21
About a bajillion years ago (okay fine: two years ago), I decided to start sharing some of the gems from my Twitter feed that I found worthy enough to mark as ‘favorites’. I planned to make it a regular post topic, and I did just that… for a while. Then my brain exploded and I… KEEP READING »
November 1, 2010
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favortweets, round #20
It’s been way too long, man. Way too long. aPSUmama (blog) Sliced my finger on my Wells Fargo application. Blood all over it. Irony. 11 Aug CranberryPerson I wonder if the statistics about kids having sex at a younger age are related to car seat laws keeping them in the backseat for so long. 12… KEEP READING »
August 10, 2010
favortweets, round #19
burghbaby (blog) I am on my third wardrobe change of the day. I’m just like Cher, except without all the sparkles and butt cheeks hanging out. 12:01 PM Jul 3rd lanakila (blog) just put neosporin and a bandaid on andrew for the 39th time this week. how do boys make it to adulthood with any… KEEP READING »
July 1, 2010
favortweets, round #18
They really need no introduction. samanthajcampen (blog) So I went running last night and my ass and thighs still look the same this morning. EXERCISE DOESN’T WORK, YOU GUYS! 11:41 AM May 6th Sundry (blog) “Hey Mom? Sorry but this is going to take a long time. The poop is going out but then going… KEEP READING »
May 6, 2010
favortweets, round #17
Wow it’s been way too long since I took the time to go through my favorites list on Twitter. I forget how much I need to just sit here and snort-laugh into my computer screen for a while. CranberryPerson The new me is thinking about going running after work on a Friday, instead of going… KEEP READING »
March 2, 2010
favortweets! round #16
While I’m gone, entertain yourselves with the daily hilarity that is my Twitter friends feed. Seriously. You people are funny. metalia (blog) I’m sure I’ve made worse decisions than feeding a toddler beets while wearing a white sweater, but right now, I can’t think of any. 6:49 PM Jan 26th Greeblemonkey (blog) My child just… KEEP READING »
January 25, 2010
favortweets! round #15
It’s that time again! Time to giggle and snort and laugh out loud. undomesticdiva (blog) ME: Is now a good time to tell you I bought our son a guinea pig for xmas? HUSBAND: No. ME: Ok. How’s your day going? 1:20 PM Dec 16th, 2009 CranberryPerson GAMBLING TIP: If you pick Texas in your… KEEP READING »
December 31, 2009
favortweets! round #14: Best of 2009 Edition
It’s the end of 2009, my friends. Instead of a boring year-in-review post of my personal life (which is TOTALLY happening eventually, I know you’re excited.) I thought I’d do a Best of 2009 Favortweets edition. Now, I was going to try to keep it to 10 because that’s like, a THING with these types… KEEP READING »
December 16, 2009
favortweets! round #13
So far, this week is kicking my butt. Thank goodness I have Twitter to keep me giggling. Sundry (blog) I’m on my third Red Bull which means I can see through walls and also my spirit animal is a testicle. 6:47 PM Dec 1st ModernMatriarch (blog) Do you think my Christmas tree will fit UP… KEEP READING »
December 2, 2009
favortweets, round #12
notthatyouasked (blog) If we ever have another child, it will have to be a girl. Two boys in this house and I live in a perpetual fart cloud at all times. 9:09 PM Nov 21st kirida (blog) My house was tagged today. The vandal used crayon and showed Mommy where the graffiti was. Safe to… KEEP READING »
November 21, 2009
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favortweets, round #11
It’s that time again! You all are seriously awesome. You make me laugh every day, and I thank you for that. Sundry (blog) I don’t really see the problem, son. You ASKED for a “boy horse” and frankly, I did the best I could do. http://yfrog.com/5ie8bj 7:01 PM Nov 15th ModernMatriarch (blog) When I change… KEEP READING »
November 14, 2009
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favortweets, round #10
It’s the Tenth Edition of Favortweets! What anniversary is that? Tin or something? Sundry (blog) Apparently delivering a sarcastic rendition of “Everybody Hurts” to a tantruming toddler doesn’t help matters. Parenting is SO unintuitive. 10:34 PM Nov 4th notthatyouasked (blog) The children! Are still sleeping! I am visiting the zoo EVERY DAY FOR THE REST… KEEP READING »
November 4, 2009
favortweets, round #9
It’s been nearly a month since the last FavorTweets! What the heck, Jen? GET WITH THE PROGRAM. SarcasticMomLC (blog) Dear Braden: It will never, EVER be ok for you to rub your junk on my foot. EVAR. Love, Mommy 12:45 PM Oct 11th metalia (blog) My god, it is FREEZING outsi– Wait. A weather tweet… KEEP READING »
October 9, 2009
favortweets, round #8
It’s Friday- otherwise known as Follow Friday in the Twitterverse. So go, follow these lovely, hilarious people. It’s good for your soul. (PS: Don’t forget about Pink For October! Click through the archives, leave me a comment, check out the ‘More Posts Like This’- anything to get those page views up so there’s more to… KEEP READING »
September 23, 2009
favortweets, round #7
Dude. You all need to stop being so clever on Twitter. Or I need to do this more than once every three weeks. ha CranberryPerson You said “Thanks for the quick response!” but I know you meant “you poor sad bastard, alone at your computer, desperate for human contact.” 3:38 PM Sep 3rd redpenmama (blog)… KEEP READING »
September 3, 2009
favortweets! round #6
Oh you Twitter Peeps. You keep me giggling. I thank you for that! samanthajcampen (blog) I just got pollenated by my office plant. AFTERNOON DELIGHT! 12:31 PM Aug 20th Sarcomical (blog) …so, the bottle says don’t take more than 6 ibuprofen in 24 hours. tonight i scoff bitterly. SOME MAN MUST HAVE WRITTEN THAT. 1:00… KEEP READING »
August 19, 2009
favortweets: round #5
Alternate title: Favortweets, Version OMG it’s been a long time since I’ve done this, there are soooo many to post! kerrianne (blog) About to punch one of my co-workers in the face. Thankfully he lives in China, so by the time it gets there, it probably won’t hurt. 1:23 PM Aug 5th notthatyouasked (blog) It… KEEP READING »
August 4, 2009
favortweets! round #4
You know, before I sat down to write this post tonight, I thought Wow I’m not even sure how many good Tweets there were this week, it seemed pretty quiet. Then I started reading through the ones I marked as favorites and NEARLY PEED MYSELF. So yeah. Still some good ones. Visit the archives for… KEEP READING »
July 29, 2009
favortweets! round #3
Oh you Twitter Peeps, you all were particularly witty this week. I marked so many favorites during the past 7 days, I don’t think I’m going to be able to post them all here. But I’ll pick the Best of the Best and hopefully the list won’t be too long. I truly love you guys…. KEEP READING »
July 22, 2009
the great twitter debate
Oh Internet. There has been a great debate going on in our house this week. Apparently my dear husband didn’t like the name I picked for my new Twitter Favorite feature. He joined Twitter last weekend and now he thinks he knows all about the Twitterverse or something. Psssht. He read my blog and then… KEEP READING »
July 20, 2009
twavorites! round #2
It’s time for another round of Twitter Favorites! I’ve decided I’m going to call this little recurring feature about my favorite Twitter posts ‘Twavorites’. It’s cheesy and cutesy and just about perfect, don’t you think? For more Twitter favorite posts, visit the archives! Melissity: Self checkout FAIL: Scanned a helium balloon on a string and… KEEP READING »
July 11, 2009
twavorites? favortwits? favortwitters? twitterfaves?
I love Twitter. (What’s that? YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS?? Get out from under that rock and read this.) I love the succinctness (um, yeah. is that a word? Google says yes but man does that look weird.) of 140 characters. I love that I can follow my favorite people- those I know in… KEEP READING »
