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So I leave for Austin in less than 48 hours. To say I am looking forward to this weekend’s shenanigans at The Blathering is a SEVERE understatement. Not only am I in need of a break from Regular Life (oh my, but I DO.), but I am going to finally meet some of my favorite bloggers- friends I talk to daily on Twitter and through our blogs. The list of 50ish attendees? The only one I’ve met in person is my roommate for the weekend, Katie. I am SO excited (and nervous!) about meeting everyone.

And of course, none of you have met ME, either. I’m mostly what-you-see-is-what-you-get here on my blog, and I’ve been writing here for a very long time, so I feel like I’ve covered just about everything over the years. But I know that some of you have just started reading along so there may be things you don’t know. Here are 13 Things To Know About Me Before We Meet.

1. The basics: This was mostly all covered in my Blathering Questionnaire but in case you missed it: I’m 32. I have two daughters, Maggie (4) and Audrey (1). I’ve been married to Dan for 9 years (together for 15). I’m a self-employed web designer.

2. I maybe haven’t read your blog yet. I meant to. I had GREAT intentions of going through the attendee list and following everybody I wasn’t already following on Twitter and subscribing to all of the new blogs and learning all about you. And I did that!… when there were like TEN people on the list. Then the list kept growing and things got crazy and suddenly it’s two days away and WHOOPS. So. I may not have a CLUE who you are yet. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to talk to you. If you have a blog and/or you’re on Twitter? YOU ARE MY PEOPLE. TALK TO ME!

3. I’m an alcohol lightweight. Seriously, I don’t drink much. I don’t have a problem with people drinking and I find it highly entertaining to watch other people get tipsy. But there aren’t many drinks I’ve found that I like other than the sweet, super-high-calorie ones. And to be honest, I’d rather EAT my calories (queso! chips! dessert! chocolate! ice cream!) So I rarely drink, and when I do, I get halfway through my first glass of wine or whatever and I’m all WOOOO MY LEGS ARE SO HEAVVVVYYYY! WHEEEEE!! So. If I order a drink or two… Maybe keep an eye on me? LOL

4. I’m from Pittsburgh. I’m a Steeler fan. If you live in Cleveland, Baltimore, Cincinnati, or if you’re a New England Patriots fan… I’ll try and overlook that and hope that we can still be friends. (I kid.) (Kinda.)

5. I say ‘dude’ a lot.

6. I don’t normally like girls. Okay so that sounds weird and probably not how I mean it to sound. What I mean is: I don’t usually like being in large groups of girls. The Herd Mentality and Drama that normally ensues when a bunch of hormonal ladies get together just EXHAUSTS ME. I just can’t keep up with it! So throughout my life, I’ve found that I tend to gravitate toward a few very close friends, rather than large circles of semi-close accquiaintences. And this might sound ridiculous considering I have hundreds of blog and Twitter friends. But online is different somehow. Perhaps because I can just shut down my computer if it gets to be too much! The odd thing is, I have met some of my closest friends through this online medium that is CHOCK FULL OF THE DRAMAZ ALL THE TIME! So… I don’t really even know where I’m going with this. Just… I don’t like drama. I like fun. And laughing until my sides hurt. So let’s do that instead! Mwah!

7. I’ll sing karoake with you. I like country and 80s music. LET’S DO THIS THING.

8. I know very little about pop culture. I find myself Googling people’s names I see on Twitter (Beiber-who? Real Housewives of… where now?) because I have no clue who people are talking about half the time. I guess I live under a rock, I dunno. Teach me, o wise ones!

9. I am Type A, all the way. My kids are trying their darnedest to make me a Type B, but I’m resisting. I AM LOSING, but I am resisting. I like to have A Plan! And be in control! So this weekend will be good for me, I think. Just a few planned things, the rest of the time? FREEDOM. FROM THE CHILDREN. FROM A SCHEDULE. WHAT THE WHAT. I will be slightly out of my element, but hey. I’m always looking to grow ;)

10. I am mildly stressed about my flights. This is so dumb. But I’ve only flown a handful of times in my life, and only once have I flown alone (Hi Sam!). And only once have I had to make a connecting flight (when Dan and I flew to Italy about 5 years ago) So this time, I’m flying alone, on an airline I’ve never flown before, and I have a connecting flight both ways. WHAT DO I DOOO?? WHAT IF I MISS MY CONNECTION? WHAT IF MY LUGGAGE GETS LOST?? CAN I BORROW SOME UNDERPANTS? (TOTALLY KIDDING. They have Target in Austin, right?) (ALSO: SEE TYPE A PERSONALITY OMG LIGHTEN UP.)

11. I’m going to eat a lot. I’ve been running regularly for the past 6 weeks and I am quite pleased with the results so far. However combine a girls’ weekend where the queso flows like wine with the fact that I’ve been eating pretty darn good for the past few months plus I’m anticipating some major PMS food cravings and you’ve got The Perfect Storm Of I WANT TO EAT ALL THE THINGS. I’ll bring the Tums. Cheers!

12. I’m probably not going to miss my kids (much). Is that… mean? It’s not that I’m going to be all C-YA SUCKERS!!! and yeah I’ll be excited to see them when I wake up Monday morning. But… they’re in good hands with their dad at home. And I see them every day. And since I work part time, I get to spend two entire days every week with them, all alone. I NEED A BREAK, Y’ALL. I’ll buy them something cute to make up for me not crying when I leave ;)

13. I’m going to take a lot of pictures. Because that’s just what I do. Say cheese!

Okay! Time to pack! WOOOOOO!

16 Comments

  1. I like this!
    Wait – you’ve only had to connect on a flight ONCE???? I think I’ve had a flight WITHOUT a connection once! Lol. Pittsburgh… Reno… kinda different. We’re lucky we have an airport.
    Have a great time Jen.

    Oct 19 3:17 pm


    • Jen
      @jayesel

      ha well I haven’t been many places! I’ve gone to Tampa twice, Chicago once, Houston once, Las Vegas once, and Italy… I think that’s it? All places (except Italy, obviously) that just happen to have direct flights from Pittsburgh. I think I’ve just gotten lucky :)

      Oct 19 3:30 pm


  2. I am also fairly pop-culture stupid and do a lot of Googling the stuff I see in my Twitter stream, so we can be clueless together!

    Oct 19 3:19 pm


  3. Have fun lady!

    Oct 19 3:30 pm


  4. So jealous you’re going to Austin. I moved away 4 years ago so my recommendations may be a little rusty but if you’re looking for any ideas of things to do or restaurants let me know!

    Oct 19 3:31 pm


  5. Tracy
    @overmom

    I am jealous that you get a weekend away. Have fun lady! Being a type A personality myself, kids do tend to put a spin on our personalities. And I giggled at some of your comments because I’ve known you for 25+ years (ZOMG we are old!) and I did not know that you didn’t like big groups of girls. I totally get the drama thing. :) Maybe next time I will be able to attend and we can fly together because I totally hate flying alone too.

    Oct 19 3:47 pm


  6. Oh Jen, I can’t tell you how sad I am not to be going and not to be able to meet you IRL. You all are going to have the best time ever, doing all the eating and the laughing and the semi-drinking and YES! Take tons of pictures and don’t worry about the flights. First of all, don’t drink caffeine prior to the flight (or during) and distract yourself with a book (or Kindle?) during. As for connections, I always just follow the herd and usually they’re hitting up a similar place. You’ll be fine.

    JEALOUS!

    Oct 19 4:04 pm


  7. Melissa
    @sempremelissa

    I really wanted to go but I just can’t do it this year, with everything going on. Maybe next year though. Have a safe trip and an awesome weekend!! :)

    Oct 19 4:14 pm


  8. I am worried about SO many things this weekend, but worrying about flights hadn’t even crossed my mind! Of course, in August I flew out to California with both my kids (and my mom) so flying by myself seems really easy.

    Also, I totally intended to subscribe to everyone before this weekend, and I think I made it about halfway through the list. Whoops.

    Oct 19 5:17 pm


  9. I’m probably going to eat a lot and I haven’t been running or eating better lately. I’m not one to turn down queso either. Can’t wait!!!

    Oct 19 5:32 pm


  10. The first time I ever flew alone, I had a connecting flight each way. On the way home, we had to sit on the runway for 45 minutes due to a storm and the 3 of us on board that had to make the connecting flight to Pittsburgh had to run the length of the airport to make the connection….but we did it! Ha! It was an adventure that after the fact was like, hey that was pretty nuts!

    Enjoy the trip!

    Oct 19 5:33 pm


  11. I am looking forward to a weekend away from my family too. I love them like crazy but ah, just to relax and be me will be divine. And a bed to myself.

    Oct 19 6:20 pm


  12. If you end up having to go to Target, can I come? I’m doing carry on so I wont lose anything but I never pass up a trip to Target.

    Oct 19 7:19 pm


  13. Jesabes
    @Jesabesblog

    Can’t wait to see you!

    Oct 19 8:11 pm


  14. Sarah in Ottawa
    @smacdo03

    Oh – I understand #6. My strict parents heartily encouraged me living in a coed dorm (and rooming with one of my closest guy friends) just so I could avoid all the DRAMA of the herd.

    But I think that this is a self-selecting group of women who won’t bring the drama. I sure won’t! And I’m all over karaoke.

    I can’t wait to meet you!

    Oct 19 9:27 pm


  15. K
    @twoadults

    “Can I borrow some underpants?” made me laugh out loud.

    I will miss being your roomie.

    Oct 20 9:51 am