Twitter Updates

favortweets, round #8

It’s Friday- otherwise known as Follow Friday in the Twitterverse. So go, follow these lovely, hilarious people. It’s good for your soul.

(PS: Don’t forget about Pink For October! Click through the archives, leave me a comment, check out the ‘More Posts Like This’- anything to get those page views up so there’s more to give at the end of the month!)

Sundry (blog) Awesome: seeing the guy who cut you off get cut off by some other asswipe. Awesomer: shouting “HOW YOU LIKE MAH DICK NOW?” as you drive by. 1:07 PM Sep 23rd

melissity (blog) 34 weeks: tired, huge, and possibly just a *teeny* bit sensitive about the timely arrival of a Spanx catalog. 4:52 PM Sep 23rd

burghbaby (blog) Husband just came into the living room to gloat that he got the kid to sleep faster than I can. Guess who was standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM. 9:41 PM Sep 23rd

kidthingsnet (blog) “Your toddler is fascinated by how things work and is getting better at grasping and manipulating things.” By things you mean PEOPLE, right? 11:06 AM Sep 24th

pocklock (blog) I have a feeling my obit is going to contain the words, flight-of-stairs, laundry basket, and cat. 9:17 AM Sep 25th

jonniker (blog) Just got my belt loop stuck in the door handle, which RIPPED MY PANTS OFF and made me hit the floor, face down. Am living Darwinian fail. 12:22 PM Sep 28th

alimartell (blog) Me: Can we please get some cutlery? Waitress: what’s that? 3:14 PM Sep 29th

samanthajcampen (blog) I’ve said it before and I will say it again: I get irrationally angry when the cat doesn’t turn off the faucet after she’s done drinking. 11:39 PM Sep 29th

WhisperAmber (blog) No Tom. There will be no whoopie made on Thursday night. There is too much on TV. Maybe tomorrow. K? 6:50 PM Oct 1st

Sundry (blog) I need an emoticon for the rolled-eyes, tongue-pushed-in-cheek, hand-going-back-and-forth blowjob face. Is there an ASCII for that? 7:11 PM Oct 1st

notthatyouasked (blog) I feel like such a loser when I sign into iTunes and it suggests that I might like a song by Big Bird. 10:56 PM Oct 1st

ModernMatriarch (blog) http://twitpic.com/jyf3n – This is my scented oil burner. Think my 3-yr-old is sending me a message? 10:36 AM Oct 2nd

Sundry (blog) Immobilized and coated in Icy Hot. It’s like that dream I had about John Krasinski only somehow not as fun. 3:10 PM Oct 2nd

SarcasticMomLC (blog) I’ve been getting screamed at all day long by someone who knows WAY LESS than I do, but won’t admit it. Who says this isn’t like a real job? 7:32 PM Oct 2nd

CranberryPerson Having completed a 15 mile run, I think it’s perfectly fair to refer to my lunch as a “victorrito.” 12:05 PM Oct 3rd

notthatyouasked (blog) Best thing about running at dark is peeping into peoples’ homes. Worst thing is slipping on an acorn and falling on my ass. 7:42 PM Oct 5th

ClumberKim (blog) Just got a book claiming to have “the solution to sibling bickering.” Small book. I predict it says, “Stop having sex after the first kid.” 8:50 PM Oct 6th

Torrie (blog) I was just forced to wear a giant sombrero, while I pooped, with the door open. 3:11 PM Oct 7th

BackpackingDad (blog) Do you send Halloween cards? No, let me rephrase: Do you deserve a punch in the kidney? 8:08 PM Oct 7th

amalah (blog) In other news, I think I shall write a book all about childhood injuries and call it “While You Were Peeing.” 5:48 PM Oct 8th

6 Comments

  1. samantha jo campen
    @samanthajcampen

    MAN those are all funny. I’ve seen most of them (and favorited them myself) but I love reading new ones. HAR HAR HAR!
    .-= samantha jo campen’s last blog post: The Sound =-.

    Oct 9 9:25 pm


  2. I love these!

    I’ve stopped logging into Twitter bc I just read the best things here!

    the sibling bickering one made me snort out loud!!
    .-= Danielle’s last blog post: Chauvinistic Chivalry =-.

    Oct 9 9:55 pm


  3. COMPLETELY agree with how funny Sundry’s tweets are! Where does she come up with this stuff?!

    Loved reading through these, I have zillions favorited on Twitter and love going back and reading through them. Hilarity in 140 characters never gets old.

    Oct 10 9:26 am


  4. Some of these are hysterical.
    .-= JennyMac’s last blog post: Winner Winner (and) Chicken Dinner =-.

    Oct 10 6:30 pm


  5. This is such a cool idea – I love them all. Twitter – and you funny fools – saves my sanity some days!
    .-= AndreAnna’s last blog post: Weekly Highlights in Photos =-.

    Oct 11 10:19 am


  6. Pocklock
    @pocklock

    HEE!

    I missed @Sundry’s tweet about the emoticon. Hilarious.

    xo
    .-= Pocklock’s last blog post: The One About Food =-.

    Oct 11 2:57 pm