You know, before I sat down to write this post tonight, I thought Wow I’m not even sure how many good Tweets there were this week, it seemed pretty quiet. Then I started reading through the ones I marked as favorites and NEARLY PEED MYSELF. So yeah. Still some good ones.
Visit the archives for past Favortweets Fun!
BackpackingDad (blog) My new show “32 And Starving” opens with me secretly scarfing leftovers from the afternoon snack at my daughter’s daycare. 7:22 PM Jul 29th
jamesbainbridge (blog) Reese’s Peanut Butter Whoppers. Sex in a box, I swear to God. 9:00 AM Jul 30th
Sundry (blog) Idly calculating the odds of Dylan pooping a Loaf of Humiliation in his swim diaper during our first family trip to the pool tonight. 6:43 PM Jul 30th
samanthajcampen (blog) How I know I’m old: co-worker and I were comparing our GLAUCOMA TEST SCORES from recent eye exams OMFG. 9:48 PM Jul 30th
Keely (blog) Oh, wow. My living room looks like a toddler & 2 dogs ran around like maniacs for like, 4 hours. Wait. That really happened. 5:16 PM Jul 31st
CranberryPerson If I got pulled over for going 85 right now, I think I would mostly just be proud of my car. 5:53 PM Jul 31st
Sundry (blog) Just watched a massive gang of raccoons go sneaking across the neighbor’s lawn. They briefly stopped for two to engage in an NC-17 act. 12:13 AM Aug 2nd
melissity (blog) On the verge of entering the 3rd trimester: maneuvering to shave my legs in the shower/tub now counts as a Hot Yoga class. 1:37 PM Aug 2nd
metalia (blog) There is a very cute young firefighter possibly flirting with me in line at the grocery store. Srsly? WHERE IS THE PORN MUSIC? 6:38 PM Aug 3rd
TheHeatherB (blog) I set off the smoke alarm tonight. And my cat was terrified. I’m the epitome of single girl living. 8:17 PM Aug 3rd
AllisonB (blog) Last dinner with my (not so) good pal Gallbladder. My send off dinner is sushi. 8:10 PM Aug 4th