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favortweets! round #4

You know, before I sat down to write this post tonight, I thought Wow I’m not even sure how many good Tweets there were this week, it seemed pretty quiet. Then I started reading through the ones I marked as favorites and NEARLY PEED MYSELF. So yeah. Still some good ones.

Visit the archives for past Favortweets Fun!

BackpackingDad (blog) My new show “32 And Starving” opens with me secretly scarfing leftovers from the afternoon snack at my daughter’s daycare. 7:22 PM Jul 29th

jamesbainbridge (blog) Reese’s Peanut Butter Whoppers. Sex in a box, I swear to God. 9:00 AM Jul 30th

Sundry (blog) Idly calculating the odds of Dylan pooping a Loaf of Humiliation in his swim diaper during our first family trip to the pool tonight. 6:43 PM Jul 30th

samanthajcampen (blog) How I know I’m old: co-worker and I were comparing our GLAUCOMA TEST SCORES from recent eye exams OMFG. 9:48 PM Jul 30th

Keely (blog) Oh, wow. My living room looks like a toddler & 2 dogs ran around like maniacs for like, 4 hours. Wait. That really happened. 5:16 PM Jul 31st

CranberryPerson If I got pulled over for going 85 right now, I think I would mostly just be proud of my car. 5:53 PM Jul 31st

Sundry (blog) Just watched a massive gang of raccoons go sneaking across the neighbor’s lawn. They briefly stopped for two to engage in an NC-17 act. 12:13 AM Aug 2nd

melissity (blog) On the verge of entering the 3rd trimester: maneuvering to shave my legs in the shower/tub now counts as a Hot Yoga class. 1:37 PM Aug 2nd

metalia (blog) There is a very cute young firefighter possibly flirting with me in line at the grocery store. Srsly? WHERE IS THE PORN MUSIC? 6:38 PM Aug 3rd

TheHeatherB (blog) I set off the smoke alarm tonight. And my cat was terrified. I’m the epitome of single girl living. 8:17 PM Aug 3rd

AllisonB (blog) Last dinner with my (not so) good pal Gallbladder. My send off dinner is sushi. 8:10 PM Aug 4th

7 Comments

  1. What the hell? I only got one this week? I must be getting totally boring. I’m going to ramp it up. Coming soon: Tweets about getting jalapeno oil in the wrong place and mistaking Jude Law for a bank teller.
    .-= Backpacking Dad’s last blog post: Backpacking Dad’s Cheap Chicken Dinner =-.

    Aug 5 12:00 am


    • Jen
      @jayesel

      Yeah I think you’re losing your edge. Must be all that food blogging you’ve been doing.

      Aug 5 2:40 pm


  2. Caity
    @caitysparkles

    Haha these are so great.
    .-= Caity’s last blog post: Guest blogger! =-.

    Aug 5 11:01 am


  3. Heh, I have no idea how I ever make your list… I am not at all funny! But I love reading everyone else’s! :)
    .-= Melissa’s last blog post: he’s going to be quite a catch =-.

    Aug 5 2:32 pm


    • Jen
      @jayesel

      oh but you ARE! :) You make me laugh (in a good way!), so that’s enough to make the list. ha

      Aug 5 2:40 pm


  4. HYSTERICAL.
    Although I have always been high-risk for glaucoma (like, 1 of the 3 diagnosing factors) so she can feel better… it’s not JUST old people. ;)
    .-= Laura’s last blog post: every party needs a pooper… and free beer =-.

    Aug 5 3:20 pm


  5. samantha jo campen
    @samanthajcampen

    THANK YOU Laura, I DO feel better now as I’m only 30. THIRTY! That is not near death!

    And I’m with Backpacking Dad: I only got one? I normally score two! Must go back and re-evaluate my life.
    .-= samantha jo campen’s last blog post: Friendships missed =-.

    Aug 7 4:45 pm