Oh you Twitter Peeps, you all were particularly witty this week. I marked so many favorites during the past 7 days, I don’t think I’m going to be able to post them all here. But I’ll pick the Best of the Best and hopefully the list won’t be too long.
I truly love you guys. Seriously.
Also: NEW FEATURE! I’m adding a little link to everyone’s blog (at least those of you who have one) to give you some blog love. Because really, if you’re this awesome in 140 characters or less, your blogs obviously rock too.
samanthajcampen (blog) Email from Quizno’s “samantha…Introducing the new $3 Toasty Bullet.” I. .I have so many things to say about that, and so few characters. 11:33 PM Jul 20th
jaemie (blog) Just saw an old man wearing super-short shorts riding a bike, and his “personal belongings” were hanging out everywhere. #scarredforlife 1:17 PM Jul 21st
AllisonB (blog) God is not spitting devil kittens that will eat your toes if you drive over 30mph. It’s called RAIN. 3:31 PM Jul 21st
aPSUmama (blog) Dear coworker who brought cabbage and onions to the office: please identify yourself so that I may throw up on your desk. Thank you. 2:50 PM Jul 22nd
melissity (blog) grab your brush and grab your rollers, all you kids and all you bowlers… we’re going paintin’ today! 8:53 PM Jul 22nd
EDITOR’S NOTE: Any reference to Gilmore Girls pretty much automatically makes the list. WOO!
ShameleslySassy (blog) Raise your hand if you just ran into your mailbox with your car! 5:03 PM Jul 23rd
CranberryPerson Spent all evening hooking up my new TV, so I didn’t run, but then I watched some of the Tour de France, which was pretty exhausting in HD. 8:13 AM Jul 24th
jamesbainbridge (blog) I wish I was Indiana Jones. At least he was allowed to shoot the people who tried to fuck up his day. 8:26 AM Jul 24th
thatnight (blog) Wondering how many girls read their boyfriends’ relationship status on Facebook and are all, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S COMPLICATED?!” 11:48 AM Jul 24th
scarletfire (blog) There is entirely too much loud in this house. 7:37 PM Jul 24th
TheHeatherB (blog) OH: “Once you pop a baby out of your parts you can focus on like six different things at once” 5:30 PM Jul 25th
BackpackingDad (blog) “How many of you have a problem unplugging?” ~Elisa Camhort. “God, I need to tweet that.” ~Me. #BlogHer09 6:38 PM Jul 25th
BackpackingDad (blog) I looked at the clock to see how far into the morning I was stretching this here all-nighter: 11:35pm. Get off my lawn. 2:38 AM Jul 27th
AllisonB (blog) Alex made a yogurt hat. Then he pooped in the tub. Then he pooped in the potty. You know you’re a mom when you think that is a good day. 10:46 AM Jul 27th
redpenmama (blog) It would be a lot nicer if webinars and winebars had more in common than their letters. 1:55 PM Jul 28th
Sundry (blog) I bet the hardcore Seattle environmentalists wish they had my AC right about now. That’s right, I’m destroying the earth, COMFORTABLY. 7:23 PM Jul 28th
JanePitt From now on when any famous person’s name is trending, I’m just going to assume they died to save myself the research. RIP Brett Favre. 9:33 PM Jul 28th
BackpackingDad (blog) Except that’s not all we care about. @aaronvest and I have minds. They are huge and they can think all night. 11:25 PM Jul 28th
JanePitt Went to an antique store yesterday and recalled playing with several of the “antique” toys when I was a child. That store can bite me. 8:31 AM Jul 29th
metalia (blog) Who wants to invest in my new cardio program? It’s called Realizing You’ve Dropped A Blank Check in Grand Central Terminal. (PS-I found it.) 9:44 AM Jul 29th
alexaflotsam (blog) Happily, the antiviral he gave me is a herpes med, so according to the commercials I should be riding horseback on the beach any time now. 11:00 AM Jul 29th
samanthajcampen (blog) Just had a Lunch and Learn meeting about Outlook. I then came back and licked gmail. 2:46 PM Jul 29th