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100.2: Dan’s fever last night
32: hours Dan spent in bed sleeping in the past 2 days
1: tooth that poked through Maggie’s gums in the last week-and-a-half
2: times Maggie puked this week
1: call to the doctor at midnight
2: hours of sleep I got on Monday night
8: hours of sleep I got last night (yeeesssss!)
3: hours I spent sitting on the couch watching tv IN PEACE AND QUIET last night
1: mistake of a dinner, involving a bacon and cheddar burger from Dairy Queen (DO. NOT. EVER.)
6: approximate times I have smacked my already-bruised elbow on things since Friday
2: mysterious bruises on my left shin (apparently it’s been a rough week.)
0: times I have exercised in the last 2 weeks
4,582: phone calls I had been procrastinating on but finally made yesterday and today
ELEVENTY BILLION: amount I am looking forward to this week being just OVER, ALREADY. Weekend, please hurry!

5 Comments

  1. Dude. The Dairy Queen up by you is dangerous to so much as look at. I can’t believe you ate something from there. Except ice cream, they can’t mess up ice cream. But, you know, if it’s ice cream I’m going for, I’m going to the cow place.

    How was that for a comment that demonstrates just how freakin’ much time I have spent time in your neck of the woods? I do not miss my days of working up there at all! Except the cow place, of course.

    I hope everyone is feeling better soon.

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    Apr 24 2:26 pm


  2. Jen
    @jayesel

    @Burgh Baby: oh DUDE. There’s a brand new DQ!! lol I know the one you’re talking about, and NO WAY would I eat a burger from there! There’s a new ‘Grill and Chill’ with a drive thru and everything- it’s actually very nice-looking- which is why I thought I’d give it a whirl. It’s 5 seconds from Maggie’s daycare, right on the way home, and Dan was comatose in bed so I was on my own for dinner. I think the freedom threw me and I made a bad, bad choice. I didn’t get sick or anything, it was just not very tasty. Hard, dry, and had mustard on it (barf)

    Apr 24 2:30 pm


  3. Melissa
    @sempremelissa

    Dairy Queen is for ICE CREAM, girl. And ice cream would have made a PERFECT dinner on such a day as you had. Have I taught you nothing? ;)

    Melissa’s latest blog post: a show of solidarity

    Apr 24 10:59 pm


  4. 8 hours of sleep! That is a sweet deal right there.

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    Apr 26 9:42 pm


  5. Kate

    Hey Jennifer sorry your week has been so crappy. I was sick this past week as well and found a miracle drug simple yet wonderful. It’s the Liquid Tylenol Flu I got the citrus kind and it works wonders. I had a migraine and it actually helped with that as well. Also the Alka Seltzer gel caps are miracles as well. I hope this week gets better for you. Miss and love ya. Hope both turds get better!

    Apr 27 2:22 pm